i accidentally revealed to my parents that you could watch netflix on the wii and they stole it from me so they could watch breaking bad in the living room and for like a month everyone in the house was fighting over who got the wii and kept moving it from room to room which was rlly annoying and finally my dad just ordered 5 off of ebay for like 40 bucks
Tell them “it isn’t natural to have make up on. So why do you wear it?”
for men say “You have a lot of hair so why don’t YOU shave”
"It isn’t natural to wear clothes. So why do YOU wear clothes"
"It isn’t natural to have a bigoted opinion as yours. So why don’t YOU change it"
I can go all day because thats the most petty excuse to be uncomfortable about hair thats growing on your body
Or maybe even say
"If I shave then I have to shave my head because apparently its unnatural to have hair anywhere"
Or “You have hair on your head! So why don’t you shave!?”
These are probably really lame or genius
All you need to say is that you don’t want to shave. You don’t need to justify yourself to anyone.