tthumbelina:

I can speak with plants and they said you’re beautiful

tthumbelina:

I can speak with plants and they said you’re beautiful

seaking:

i made the autocorrect on my moms phone change ‘hello’ to ‘titty’

seaking:

i made the autocorrect on my moms phone change ‘hello’ to ‘titty’

thesonicscrew:

that odd moment when south park says something more beautiful and poetic than most television shows out there

this is a surprisingly frequent thing with south park

but then you also get the game of thrones theme recreated with just the word “wiener”, so it balances out

splders:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”

IM SO ANGRY

drug-child:

Whenever I want to disappear and wish I was no longer part of this earth I go to nature. Gradient desert sunsets and bright moons make me grateful that I am still alive… Because when everything hurts and people let you down the moon and stars will still be there for you (at In The Middle Of No Where)

drug-child:

Whenever I want to disappear and wish I was no longer part of this earth I go to nature. Gradient desert sunsets and bright moons make me grateful that I am still alive… Because when everything hurts and people let you down the moon and stars will still be there for you (at In The Middle Of No Where)

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

meadowllark:

Took the dogs swimming today!

I love how the leaves are starting to change now. Makes for great pictures of yellow dogs. 

I am going to slap a boy for the first time and it makes me smile