Tell them “it isn’t natural to have make up on. So why do you wear it?”
for men say “You have a lot of hair so why don’t YOU shave”
"It isn’t natural to wear clothes. So why do YOU wear clothes"
"It isn’t natural to have a bigoted opinion as yours. So why don’t YOU change it"
I can go all day because thats the most petty excuse to be uncomfortable about hair thats growing on your body
Or maybe even say
"If I shave then I have to shave my head because apparently its unnatural to have hair anywhere"
Or “You have hair on your head! So why don’t you shave!?”
These are probably really lame or genius